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Gazoinks! (the case of the missing remote)
My wonderful beautiful brand new DVD/VCR combo player remote...
oh so beautiful your plastic case white
oh so tactile your tiny buttons oval

But did I lay you down just for a second
and now as I search high and low
I cannot find you; I need you desperately
You are Gone.

Fear not, there is a plan
Universal 4-in-1-remote at Radioshack for $3.99.
I wish you would come back, though. I'd dump the new broad in a second, no matter how soft her buttons.

Man, i am such a ditz.


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